Disclaimer: Fringe is owned by JJ Abrams and all the grand high mucky mucks of Bad Robot and Fox. No copyright infringement is intended and no money was made from this of course. Any similarity to any other story not my own is coincidence.

Notes: Wallpapers done for challenges or fic

Disclaimer: Legend of the Seeker belongs to Terry Goodkind and all the grand high mucky mucks of ABC. No copyright infringement is intended, and no money was made from this. Any similarity to any story not my own is a coincidence. And all of this amounts to: just playing around here, please don't sue. *wry grin*

Title: In the Midlands, No One Can Hear You Scream
Genre: Gen
Rating: G
Timeline: Just sometime during the series after we meet Renn
Author's Notes: Written for a legendland challenge. Based on the story of "The Golden Arm" Oh and the title is of course based on "in space, no one can hear you scream."

( Who's got my golden arm... )

Disclaimer: Legend of the Seeker/Sword of Truth is owned by Terry Goodkind and all the grand high mucky mucks of ABC. No copyright infringement is intended and no money was made from these. Any similarity to any other icons not my own is coincidence.

Genre: Legend of the Seeker; LegendLand challenge icons:

Disclaimer: Legend of the Seeker belongs to Terry Goodkind and all the grand high mucky mucks of ABC. No copyright infringement is intended, and no money was made from this. Any similarity to any story not my own is a coincidence. And all of this amounts to: just playing around here, please don't sue. *wry grin*

Title: WWKD - What Would Kahlan Do?
Genre: Gen
Rating: G
Timeline: During the banquet scene in "Marked" season opener season 2
Author's Notes: Written for a legendland challenge.

( I imagine the bracelet would be white )

Disclaimer: Legend of the Seeker belongs to Terry Goodkind and all the grand high mucky mucks of ABC. No copyright infringement is intended, and no money was made from this. Any similarity to any story not my own is a coincidence. And all of this amounts to: just playing around here, please don't sue. *wry grin*

Title: Falling Like Snow
Genre: Gen; family fic
Rating: G
Timeline: After the end of the series
Author's Notes: Written for legendland's "Snow" challenge

( 'Til they fall like snow )

Disclaimer: Legend of the Seeker/Sword of Truth is owned by Terry Goodkind and all the grand high mucky mucks of ABC. No copyright infringement is intended and no money was made from this of course. Any similarity to any other story not my own is coincidence.


Title: A Triumphant Twang
Genre: Legend of the Seeker; Kahlan/Richard
Rating: R; rated for implied sexual situations
Timeline: Sometime after the series end
Prompt: Red/Love
Author's Notes: Written for valentine's day challenge at legendland
Title from the quote: "Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin, it's the triumphant twnag of a bedspring." - S. J. Perelman. I am uncertain as to who to credit for the quote proceeding the story.

( Red is the true color of love )

Disclaimer: Joss is Boss. No copyright infringement is intended and no money was made from this of course. Any similarity to any other story but my own is a coincidence.

The line: I swear to you, by my own stunning good looks and towering ego that I'm not lying to you is from The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher. (It was one of the prompts for the challenge)

Title: Untitled
Genre: Humor/hints of romance; Kaylee/Simon (mentioned)
Rating: G
Timeline: Post TBDM
Author's Notes: This is just a little drabble for a fic challenge at scifiland
Language note: Inara is meant to be saying: bless love and all his cupids but I do not speak any dialect of Chinese so...

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Kaylee eyed the Captain with an uncharacteristically severe gaze.

“Somethin's goin' on with Simon and you know what it is, Capt'n.”

Malcolm reached out a hand and gently smoothed a finger down the girl's nose.

“Didn't yer ma ever tell ya that your face would freeze like that, Kaylee girl?” The Captain asked with a fond smile.

“Captain...” the young mechanic sighed. “Why won't anyone tell me anythin? Simon's actin' all kinds of strange and nobody'll talk to me 'bout it.”

Her face crumpled a little.

“I thought sure you'd...”

“Kaylee girl,” Malcolm interrupted quietly.

“I swear to you, by my own stunning good looks and towering ego that I'm not lying to you,” Malcolm assured her. “And if there's really somethin,' as you say, goin' on with the boy, I ain't rightly certain as to what it could be.”

Kaylee looked to him with wide eyes teetering at the edge of tears.

“I wouldn't worry, Kaylee girl. Likely it's nothin' at all, and things'll straighten themselves out soon enough, yeah?”

The girl nodded a bit slowly and walked out of the galley without another word.

“What are you going to do when she finds out you've been lying to her?” Inara asked carefully before lifting her steaming tea cup to her lips.

Malcolm turned to the Companion.

“I'm hoping Simon will have proposed by then and Kaylee'll have other things to think 'bout. Otherwise, I might have to speak with boy, 'cause I don't rightly like doin' it. Ya woulda thought he'd have done it sooner. If it were me askin' my own...”

Malcolm shook his head and Inara hid her smile behind the lip of her cup.

“And now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my bridge doin' captainy things that have nuthin' to do with romance and all the fool silliness that goes 'long with it.”

Inara smiled in the direction of the Captain's retreating back.

“Buddha, hē hù Xīn cháng yě jū jué tiān shǐ...”

Disclaimer: Legend of the Seeker belongs to Terry Goodkind and all the grand high mucky mucks of ABC. No copyright infringement is intended, and no money was made from this. Any similarity to any story not my own is a coincidence. And all of this amounts to: just playing around here, please don't sue. *wry grin*

Title: Necktie
Genre: Legend of the Seeker; humor
Rating: PG-13; rated for implied sexual situations
Timeline: After the end of the series; so spoilers for Tears
Author's Notes: Written for the "Fine Print" challenge at legendland

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“Richard, what's happened? Where's the Sword? And why in the green blazes...” Zedd's distinctively clear voice trailed off into a nearly strangled sound. The scabbard in his hand came close to being dropped from his startled fingers, the loose belt with its buckle dangling and hitting his knee almost wildly.

“Zedd!” Echoing cries from the surprised couple entwined atop Kahlan's chair bounced around the empty hall.

“Oh my...” the flustered wizard managed to say before backing out of the audience chamber in a few stumbling strides. He closed the door behind himself and stared for a moment at the empty ring handle thumping woodenly in its place. Slowly, he replaced the untenanted scabbard back in the ring, its attached belt wound loosely around both it and the dark metal.

“Wizard's rule number sixty nine...”

Zedd smiled ruefully and shook his head.

“Newlyweds...”

Disclaimer: Legend of the Seeker/Sword of Truth is owned by Terry Goodkind and all the grand high mucky mucks of ABC. No copyright infringement is intended and no money was made from this of course. Any similarity to any other story not my own is coincidence.

Title: Darken Rahl's Super Sekrit Diary of Awesomeness
Genre: Legend of the Seeker; Crack
Rating: PG
Timeline/Spoilers: Through the series

Author's Notes: Another legendland Challenge. *shrug* *grin* My attempt at "crack." I just thought I'd post it here now that the challenge is over. *grin*

"Days" correspond with the matching episodes, (ie Day 1 is episode 1, Day 44 is the series finale)

( The silly story is here... )

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Oh, and speakin' of "crack," here's a "mug" I did for another challenge:

It's supposed to be Cara's mug