Disclaimer: I do not own Stargate or sparky would be canon. I am making no money from this and no copyright infringement is intended. Any similarity to any other story not my own is coincidence, besides... well, sex only works so many ways *grin*

Title: Freckles
Genre: Stargate Atlantis ficlit; Sparky Smut
Timeline: Non-Canon; a few weeks after Common Ground(general spoilers, nothing specific)
Rating: M/NC-17 (cause omg I wrote a little piece of smut, rated for graphic sex)
Author's Note: Okay, so I felt that I kind of had to say something. See, I've never written smut before. I'm pretty certain that this thing contains every cliche imaginable. I'm also very nervous about posting it, cause well... like I said, I've never written smut before. I'm not even entirely certain as to why this little non-plot plot bunny even bit me. *grin* All that aside, I hope that even though it is what it is, there is at least a little something there that is at least amusing.

btw: The constellations are Pegasus, Orion, and Andromeda, and yes, I picked them on purpose. *grin* Andromeda means "Leader of Men" after all, and Orion with his sword is a warrior, and Pegasus... *grin* Oh, and the title, it's just because it's the only one that I could really think of. *smirk*


( Freckles )

Disclaimer: SGA does not belong to me of course and belongs to all the grand high Mucky Mucks that killed off my beloved Lizzie. No money was made from this and no copyright infringement is intended. Any similarity to any other story not my own is coincidence.

Title: A Girl in Need of a Tourniquet
Genre: SGA; Sparky angst; AU
Rating: NC-17; rated for language and sexual situations
Timeline: AU; sometime during Season 4, though be warned I haven't really watched it since they killed of Lizzie and put Sam in charge.
Author's Note: As people may or may not know, I tend to write fluff, even my smut is usually pretty fluffy; this is not that, this is another creature all together.

( HR tries to write dark )

Disclaimer: The Rachel Morgan series belongs to Kim Harrison, I encourage you all to read her works. I am making no money from this of course and no copyright infringement is intended.




Title: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme
Genre: Rachel Morgan series; Ivy/Rachel
Rating: NC-17; rated for sexual situations
Timeline: AU; sometime after For A Few Demons More but keep in mind I haven't read the book after that. Spoilers for Demons
Author's Note: As with my first smut piece, I'm a little nervous about posting this, as I have never written something quite like this story. And I do want to give fair warning to people, this does put Rachel and Ivy together, please don't read if you are offended by female relationships of a romantic nature. Anyhoo, my first try at this type of story, any constructive criticism appreciated.

( Ummmm... here goes... )

Disclaimer: There are many things I own, but Tin Man is not one of them(unless you count DVDs) Tin Man belongs to Steven L. Mitchell, Craig W. Van Sickle, and all the other grand high Mucky Mucks of Sci-Fi. No copyright infringement is intended, and of course no money was made from this. Any similarity to any other story not my own is coincidence.


Title: Float like a Butterfly, Sting like a Bee
Genre: AU/Romance/PWP; Dorothy Gale/Wyatt Cain
Rating: NC-17 over-all, rated for sexual content
Timeline: Sometime after the mini-series
Background: First, I imagine that everyone has split up: Raw has gone back to his people, the Queen and her Consort are in Central City rebuilding things there, and Cain, DG, Azkadellia, Glitch, Tutor, and a small contingent off people are off in a safe-house by Lake Verdemere(to be not only safe, but for everyone to recover, as well as for the princesses to further train for things). Also, Im going with the notion that it would indeed take a bit to rebuild after the reign of the Sorceress, and there would certainly be people still after the princesses, hence the safe-house.
Author's Notes: I know that it has been long and long between writing the first part of this little fic(particularly since it is essentially just PWP) and the second part part, but what can I say *shrug* RL sometimes gets in the way of the really important stuff. *wry grin* But seriously, I have finally finished it, and in the process, cleaned-up the first two chapters, hence re-posting them now.

Oh, and the main title is of course the first part of the Muhammad Ali quote, "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Your hands can't hit what your eyes can't see."

Part One - Teach Me
Part Two - Taking Chances
Part Three - The Art of Altering Perceptions
Part Four - When the Student is Ready

Disclaimer: There are many things I own, but Tin Man is not one of them(unless you count DVDs) Tin Man belongs to Steven L. Mitchell, Craig W. Van Sickle, and all the other grand high Mucky Mucks of Sci-Fi. No copyright infringement is intended, and of course no money was made from this. Any similarity to any other story not my own is coincidence.


Title: ~When the Student is Ready~(Float like a Butterfly, Sting like a Bee)
Genre: AU/Romance/PWP; Dorothy Gale/Wyatt Cain
Rating: NC-17 over-all, NC-17 chapter, rated for sexual content
Timeline: Sometime after the mini-series
Background: First, I imagine that everyone has split up: Raw has gone back to his people, the Queen and her Consort are in Central City rebuilding things there, and Cain, DG, Azkadellia, Glitch, Tutor, and a small contingent off people are off in a safe-house by Lake Verdemere(to be not only safe, but for everyone to recover, as well as for the princesses to further train for things). Also, Im going with the notion that it would indeed take a bit to rebuild after the reign of the Sorceress, and there would certainly be people still after the princesses, hence the safe-house.
Author's Notes: I know that it has been long and long between writing the first part of this little fic(particularly since it is essentially just PWP) and the second part part, but what can I say *shrug* RL sometimes gets in the way of the really important stuff. *wry grin* But seriously, I have finally finished it, and in the process, cleaned-up the first two chapters, hence re-posting them now.

Oh, and the main title is of course the first part of the Muhammad Ali quote, "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Your hands can't hit what your eyes can't see."

Part One - Teach Me
Part Two - Taking Chances
Part Three - The Art of Altering Perceptions

( Part four of Float like a Butterfly, Sting like a Bee )

Disclaimer: There are many things I own, but Tin Man is not one of them(unless you count DVDs) Tin Man belongs to Steven L. Mitchell, Craig W. Van Sickle, and all the other grand high Mucky Mucks of Sci-Fi. No copyright infringement is intended, and of course no money was made from this. Any similarity to any other story not my own is coincidence.


Title: ~Taking Chances~(Float like a Butterfly, Sting like a Bee)
Genre: AU/Romance/PWP; Dorothy Gale/Wyatt Cain
Rating: NC-17 over-all, rated for sexual content
Timeline: Sometime after the mini-series
Background: First, I imagine that everyone has split up: Raw has gone back to his people, the Queen and her Consort are in Central City rebuilding things there, and Cain, DG, Azkadellia, Glitch, Tutor, and a small contingent off people are off in a safe-house by Lake Verdemere(to be not only safe, but for everyone to recover, as well as for the princesses to further train for things). Also, Im going with the notion that it would indeed take a bit to rebuild after the reign of the Sorceress, and there would certainly be people still after the princesses, hence the safe-house.
Author's Notes: I know that it has been long and long between writing the first part of this little fic(particularly since it is essentially just PWP) and the second part part, but what can I say *shrug* RL sometimes gets in the way of the really important stuff. *wry grin* But seriously, I have finally finished it, and in the process, cleaned-up the first two chapters, hence re-posting them now.

Oh, and the main title is of course the first part of the Muhammad Ali quote, "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. Your hands can't hit what your eyes can't see."

Part One - Teach Me

( Part two of Float like a Butterfly, Sting like a Bee )

Title: I am a Pilgrim on this Journey
Rating: NC-17; rated for sexual content(though it doesn't go as far as it might- rated so as to be safer than sorry)


Theme: Mother Confessors
Genre: Romance/Smut
Characters: Kahlan/Richard
Timeline/Spoilers: After the series finale/spoilers for finale and book-map

Prompt: Landscape/Scenery/Map
Word Count: 592

Author's Notes: So yeah, let's just say I have this thing for freckles. *grin* This is... well... it is smut, so let's not expect poetry, 'kay. *wry grin*

( One... two... three... )

Disclaimer: Alice in Wonderland or any of the interpretations that have followed are not mine of course. No money was made from this and any similarity to any story not my own is coincidence.

*Cover art: None is mine, and I make no claims to any of the base images.


Title: Eight Rules for Wayward Victorian Girls
Genre: Alice in Wonderland; Alice/Mad Hatter; PWP
Rating: NC-17
Timeline: Long after the original novels (Alice is an adult)
Author's Notes: Okay...so... ummm... this... is... so... wrong... Seriously, I admit it, this is a wee bit twisted. *HR eyes the dark little victorian/goth muse smirking in the corner* And the format is a bit, odd... But *shrug* I write what she tells me to. *grin*

Notes on the "rules:"
#1, 4, 5, and 6 are from Emilie Autumn
#2, 3, 7, and 8 are actual "rules" from Manners, Culture, and Dress of the Best American Society; Richard A. Wells, A.M; King, Richardson & Co. Pub.; 1891

( More notes for fun )



( Insert witty comment here )

Disclaimer: Doctor Who belongs to the BBC and all the grand high Mucky Mucks. No money was made from this. No copyright infringement is intended and any similarity to any story not my own is coincidence.

Title: A Human Reaction
Genre: Doctor Who; PWP; Rose/Ten II
Rating: NC-17
Timeline/Spoilers: After "Journey's End;" Rose and 10.2 in Pete's World
Warnings: Food Kink
Author's Notes: So this is a deep and profound exploration of what it means to be human Okay, okay, let's face it, this is just a chance for me to put food kink into Rose/Doctor smut. *grin* But it was fun gotta admit, since up 'til now my Doctor Who fic was either fluffy or painfully angsty.

Oh, and for this story, let's assume that Rose and Ten II aren't a "couple" before it. They're just flatmates.


( Plot, we don't need no stinkin' plot )